Hillary, Please Just Sit Down and ...

Hillary, Please Just Sit Down and ..... by Jonas Holmes III

taken from "The Official Blah Blah Blog" at www.theofficialblahblahblog.blogspot.com


Hello to all my loyal blah blah bloggers. I apologize profusely for my absence. It has been almost three weeks since my last Blog. My excuses are paltry. I was out of town working for about five days. I tried to write a blog about a week ago but Blogspot deleted it at least three times. So, I gave up. All in all its probably for the better. That blog was pretty much a rant on the some airline ridiculousness and how women who wear too much make up hate me. I don't hate them back though their clownish faces are somewhat disturbing to my psyche. You know that whole multicolored skin thing and the clown rouge; not to mention the chunky black eyelashes. Anyhoo, after the blog was accidentally deleted three times because I bumped the wrong button on my keyboard I figured it wasn't meant to be. Every day I have thought about blogging but it finally took some more bizarreness from CNN to inspire me.


All of you have to go watch this video on YouTube, cut, paste and click the following:
It is titled, Obama's Church: Why Hillary Cried - Father Michael Pfleger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H11x6bMu4Y


I love this white guy! Why? Because he ain't joking! Father Pfleger is keepin' it real. This sermon is the the latest supposed political controversy in the Obama campaign. I think it is hilarious. The line, “Their is a black man stealing my show!”, followed by the Father's imitation of Hillary crying is hilarious. Now let me tell you why I love this video and Father Pfleger.


I am so sick and tired of the fake ass bullshit that I see in the world and American media. It makes me want to puke. Not only does it make me want to puke when I see lunatics like Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and drug addict Rush Limbaugh; the hypocrisy that I see when these right wing, self proclaimed, christian, purveyors of righteousness vomit up their propaganda for the masses is nauseating to say the least. That is why it fills my heart with so much joy when I see someone telling it like it is.


Hillary , please sit down. The anointment of the Clinton Presidential legacy as a time of beauty and prosperity is going down the toilet like a preemptive double flush. You and Bill's antics are solely responsible. This includes your remarks about Martin Luther King, Bill's comments about Jesse Jackson, the whole lie about you being under sniper fire and Bill's attempt to clean that up by saying you were tired and it was late at night. The greatest irony of him making that statement is that it happened after the whole phone call at 3 am in the morning commercial. That is not to mention that you supported NAFTA and were unable to get anyone to accept your Healthcare plans while Bill was in office. I will not even venture into how much vaster the challenge of managing the whole country is compared to managing your husband. Oh, yeah, by the way Hillary, you voted for the war, remember? We are over you, we are tired of you, we don't want to to see you any more. You have fought harder against Barack Obama than you did to keep George Bush from stealing the last election.


Shut up with the whole Reverend Wright and Father Pfleger thing. Isn't their Freedom of Religion in America? Barack Obama didn't say those things. What?! Is he supposed to be the new Homeland Security for religious institutions? The funny thing about Hillary crying is that no one has ever seen it before. Even when President Clinton found himself responsible for Monica Lewinsky's exorbitant dry cleaning bills, Hillary Clinton didn't shed a tear. The exploits with Gennifer Flowers and numerous others never forced that powerful Scorpio, Hillary Clinton, to wring her hands. Did we ever in 8 years of Bill Clinton see Hillary cry. Has anyone seen her cry as a Senator or ever before in her life for that matter. In a time when they are trying to question Barack Obama's ability to handle bare knuckle politics, does it do Hillary Clinton or the Women's Movement any good to be crying on the campaign trail. When one of the strongest women I've seen in the world starts crying; I know something is cooking.


Could you imagine Hillary Clinton going to Russia and crying in front of Putin. Tears would roll down her eyes as she pleaded, “Please, please, please Vlady baby! Help me sanction Iran. Be a sweetie pie for your little sugar cup.”


The bottom line is that Father Pfleger spoke the truth not only that; it was funny as hell. Father Pfleger, except for my Mom, you are my new favorite Caucasian. Your ghetto pass is officially stamped and legitimate for redemption till at least 2009. The great thing is that I know Senator Obama and all his supporters have a big smile on their face. Father Pfleger's words were a huge bonus. Instead of all the attention being focused on that Negro, Reverend Wright, resulting in this being a racial thing, now a white guy and a Catholic priest to match is speaking out. That kills the whole black and white thing and possibly opens up the mind of some Catholic voters. This whole Father Pfleger thing and the media exposure all works in Barack's favor.


My final words to Hillary would be to please just sit down and close your mouth. Your days, your times are over and done. Please, do us all a favor and get out of the way. Honestly, even you would have to admit, change is not something you represent. It was you that said you and John Mccain had the required experience, thus putting yourself in the same boat as him and the Bush administration.


What is is that you and Bill are worth now? Is it 100 million dollars? Hillary I am afraid that the fact that poor uneducated white people vote for you has more to do with their ignorance then it does their interests. I mean, lack of education and ignorance are known to partner up quite well. Also, in case you haven't figured it out, thats not really something to brag about. As you and your wealthy friends in the Bilderberg Group are so aware of, the lesser humans are not capable of governing this vast globe and all that it entails. That fact further makes the case that Barack and his supporters should be in the White House rather than you since, as it is often pointed out, they are much more educated.


The lies and deceit in America's political machine is overtly obscene and incredibly transparent. Americans can no longer Hope For Change. We must say what we have to say or do what we have to in order to create motion and movement. Unless, of course, you have the money and finances of the Clinton's. Finally, Hillary, I have to ask you, what in God's name were you doing using the example of Kennedy's assassination as a reason to stay in the race? Do you know something that we don't know? Sure, Barack's security looked like it had been breached when that obnoxious man in Philly kept begging for a picture but, to reference assassination as a reason for you to continue challenging Senator Obama is offensive and classless. Exactly, how deep is your connection to uneducated white folks around the country. That shot of moonshine you had with Jethro must've went to your head.


I used to like you a lot, Hillary. I had always seen you as an attractive, intelligent, articulate, strong, role model of a woman. I was overwhelmingly impressed by your dedication and willingness to stand by your man in some incredibly challenging times, especially with the world as your audience. Really, in a certain way, you were the ultimate woman. I don't know what has happened to you. The way you and Bill have been acting lacks of statesmanship, to put it mildly. Somewhere between Hillary the first lady and Hillary presidential candidate the hillbilly juice started leaking from you and Bill's mouths. After watching your campaign there is no way I would vote for you. If you and Barack were on the same ticket I would vote for McCain. At least with McCain I know what kind of crap I'm getting. He is speaking loud and clear. With you, Hillary, the major problem is I have seen too many Hillary's. The problem with that is that each Hillary I see is a little more degraded than the last. It reminds me of milk that been sitting around long after its 30 day expiration date. No matter how it changes after that period, its just no good anymore and every change it undergoes just makes it more offensive.


Jonas Holmes III lives in Maui, Hawaii. He spends most of his time finishing his novel and Googling the name Jonas Holmes III. To see more of his work check out the "The Official Blah Blah Blog" at www.theofficialblahblahblog.blogspot.com