Politics and Sh--

Shit would be more appropriate for this Blog. Of course, Shit and Politics are synonyms. I don't know why I didn't just write shit in the title. Its like i was nervous, like perhaps, the Curse Word police were going to bust down my door. I mean, oh my god, whats my Mom going to say. Maybe, because its the day before Mother's Day I am a bit hesitant. Speaking of which,

Happy Mother's Day. I Love You, Mom.

My mom is dah' bomb. I blame/thank you Mom for both my genius and insanity. I believe it is illegal to have one without the other. ;-) And you are definitely to blame for me residing in Maui. The jury finds you guilty of making me a writer and inspiring me to live in Paradise. For your punishment you are sentenced to 100 kisses and 2 weeks of son/slave labor at your new residence (lack of beer could cause revocation of the labor clause).

Now that that is over lets get back to the politics. What, I MEAN WHAT!?!? IN THE HELL IS ON HILLARY CLINTON'S MIND???

I figured that some dirty sh-- would have to happen so Hillary could be the next President, but Damn! Is she trying to destroy the whole Democratic Party. Let's go conspiracy here. Hillary Clinton is actually a agent for McCain and his backers. Speaking of McCain, Jesus Christ, literally, I mean Jesus F---in Christ Jr. on a crutch. I used to love when my old boss said, "Jesus Christ on a crutch." Back to McCain.

OKAY...okay, cancel everything.

As you can see from the above picture; I have just received some visitors. So, at the current time this blog is canceled. Not the whole blog but the ending of this blog. To add to the larceny both of these crazy women showed up with a bottle of Herradura...so...I will talk to everybody later. :>D

ALOHA,

JONAS

ps that crazy lookin white guy showed up to. Soooo...my day is basically over. Aloha.